(5) How we solved huge doprdown list loading - I would have never thought that someone could eventually look for this in these terms; what's the probability anyway that someone will try to stuff 10K records into a dropdown list as faced in this post --> How to fix Performance Problems - guidelines ? Sure we're living in a world of butchers. Anyway the answer they were looking for: you don't solve it, you just take off the page the damn thing. But the most interesting answer here is: why in hell would someone search in google for the words 'HOW WE SOLVED'? Jeez.
(4) hate Crystal Reports - Ok, I know Crystal Reports is not exactly popular (and I am not a fan myself --> 6 good reasons to hate Crystal Reports), but, again, I didn't know there was enough hatred out there to make people search for this. Some serious thinking to do here.
(3) PHP "Design Patterns" bad idea - This guy is a genious, whoever he is. Maybe he went "mmm everyone's talking about Design Patterns, let's check out on google if it's a bad idea to use'em with PHP", or maybe not, but anyway this search makes his way to the third position. He eventually ended up with the post Design Patterns you use without knowing them.
(1) butchering a human being - This is simply put the best way ever to end up in a development blog. What were they looking for and why did they come in? Maybe they did think this might have been a snuff development blog. Anyway, was someone somewhere about to be butchered? Gosh.
People sure are strange, developers sure are stranger than that.